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28.6% of players
There's no point in heroically covering a barrel of a beam weapon with your chest. You can, if you like, but in this case, it's just not necessary. If you really want to do it, don't forget to turn the weapon off first.
13.6% of players
Labor turned ape into a... more muscular ape. You have unique destruction skills, now your delicate workmanship with the handy scrapper will cause more damage to everything you touch with it.
11.2% of players
Scanning the dead product of genetic engineering will help the spacesuit to replenish its library of useless images. And it might be possible to sell these pictures to the newspapers if need be.
10.9% of players
It's really easy to herd cows in space: just pile them up in a heap and don't touch them until the rescuers come.
10.8% of players
Someone always has to control an army, even if it's an army of crazy coffins. A coffin squadron without a general is just a bunch of stupid meat containers, and a coffin squadron with a general is also just a bunch of stupid meat containers, but with a general. That's a fact!
9.9% of players
Sometimes, among a thousand of options, only one is the right one. It's amazing how you managed to identify it. The greatest minds will break their heads over solving this puzzle.
9.7% of players
It's fun to shoot with a blaster, but to shoot with big military spaceship blasters is a lot more fun. However, there is some bad news and some good news. The bad news is that shooting military weapons is prohibited without a license. The good news is that everyone who could have inspected this has already died.
9.6% of players
Living coffins are no joke. Some may think that such a situation isn't a big deal, but in reality, a dead thing being alive makes it a zombie, a zombie is a bad thing, a bad thing is a problem, a problem is serious, serious equals an investigator and an investigator equals a life sentence. In the end, do you really want to go to prison?
8.9% of players
It's very easy to determine a person's mental disorder by the color of his spacesuit. Especially if you're a charlatan. A real professional will try to find and add all the other possible signs of the illness.
8.7% of players
Not everyone can save the galaxy, but saving it by just sitting on the couch is beyond comprehension. Keep it up!
8.7% of players
The dead people flying around are highly unlikely to say "wow!" to your highly polished brand new ZAZ but it's still nice to enjoy the ride with the wind... Or without it...
7.3% of players
You are a rebel at heart, a rebel by nature, and a rebel by horoscope. Down with other people's advice! Stick your fingers in…
6.9% of players
5.8% of players
They teach astronauts how to dock to airlocks even before teaching them how to use the space toilet. Missing the toilet is unpleasant, but not fatal — missing the airlock is a problem.
5.7% of players
It would be an awful thing to open coffins if we weren't talking about their back panel containing the control panel. And since it's all about the control panel, then all is well, and you can proceed to open it.
5.5% of players
A quick and unexpected raid on the enemy's infrastructure is very effective, brave, and only a real space fighter is worthy of doing that. We can only hope that the coffins were really building these strange stations, and not destroying them.
5.1% of players
A spring squeak, the smell of fresh engine oil, the noise of an angle grinder, and the fervent swearing of a mechanic — you can't find all this in outer space, and you never will. But what you can find is the creaking of your joints, the smell of fresh sweat, and the sound of blood in your ears. Space is a lousy place.
4.9% of players
Shooting a machine gun is easy. Hitting a target with it is harder. It's even harder to hit a target with the shuttle's plasma guns when the shuttle isn't designed for them.
4.1% of players
The artist can offend and draw anyone. Usually, this happens simultaneously.
3.9% of players
It turns out that if you bomb a liner, the anti-asteroid turrets go crazy. They go crazy by themselves, without any killer coffins' help. That's right. In any case, space will be much safer without them.
3.7% of players
A man's palms say more than the backs of his hands, elbows, or navel. If you want to appear a strong and hard-working man in the eyes of others, you can rub your hands to get calluses that will brutally scratch other people's hands when you shake them.
3.2% of players
If you mess around with electricity for a long time, you might get immune to it. Probably. But it's better not to try it.
3.0% of players
Finding and counting dead coffin robots is an interesting and extremely educational activity, although it's absolutely useless. If only there would be the living ones…
2.9% of players
Properly disposing of synthetic animal corpses, you can save humanity from dangerous diseases and the fertile soil from senseless pollution. You can also enjoy magnificent gore effects but that's not what matters.
2.9% of players
Being the fastest is a real achievement! It's a real mastery! It deserves some respect! You hear, honey?! IT'S AN ACHIEVEMENT! =(
2.7% of players
If you press any broken button persistently, something will definitely happen. Maybe the button will break, or maybe even your finger.
2.7% of players
One can listen to other people's advice forever, but it's much more valuable to think with your own head. You learn best from your own mistakes, as someone said... Or maybe they didn't.
2.6% of players
Spying on people is indecent, and spying on dead people is doubly indecent. Probably. The dictionary didn't say anything about it under the word "voyeur".
2.6% of players
"It's a bad thing to destroy the whole garbage collecting infrastructure for selfish purposes," so my mother says. Although who cares, anyway? Isn't that a cleaner robot in the distance?
1.9% of players
Attacking a security robot is a felony, even if no one saw you do it. On the other hand, it is still a felony, so there is nothing good about it.
1.7% of players
It would be more correct to call this reward "An Ice-Shooter", but it sounds weird. In any case, the fewer unattended blocks of ice of questionable quality in space, the fewer people will be poisoned by poor-quality water in the future. Well, that's sanitary!
1.5% of players
Being able to orientate yourself is an extremely important skill for any traveler. Don't forget to mark the landmarks that are visible from afar, keep an eye on the moss on tree trunks, and don't forget about the North star and your compass. Especially, if you're not in space.
1.5% of players
Either a very drunk, or a very meticulous pilot who wants to get a special achievement in his career would wipe all the asteroids in the area with a bottom of a space shuttle. It's up to you to decide, which one you want to be.
1.5% of players
When your life hangs in the balance, oxygen is left for one breath, the world is in danger, and death and suffering surround you — fly through all the rings!
1.4% of players
With all due respect to the work of repair robots, they are useless competitors that consume resources. These guys are not subject to reprogramming and will fix everything that gets in their manipulators: shuttles, the liner's debris, vehicles, killer coffins…
1.3% of players
Believing in yourself and never giving up, even when everything is useless and scripted, is breathtaking! No, you're breathtaking!
1.3% of players