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Clean any map adequately
41.4% of players
Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
23.2% of players
Complete Athena's Wrath Level
20.8% of players
Mop up 10,000 splats
13.2% of players
Get eaten
12.5% of players
Complete Waste Disposal Level
12.5% of players
Complete Caduceus Level
11.2% of players
Incinerate 2000 items
9.4% of players
Complete Frostbite Level
9.2% of players
Complete Evil Science Level
8.8% of players
Complete Unrefinery Level
7.8% of players
Complete Paintenance Level
7.5% of players
Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
7.4% of players
Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
7.0% of players
Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
6.7% of players
Complete Uprinsing Level
6.2% of players
Spill 100 dirty buckets
5.9% of players
Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
5.6% of players
Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
5.6% of players
Complete Cryogenesis Level
5.4% of players
Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
4.6% of players
Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
4.4% of players
Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
4.3% of players
Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
4.2% of players
Complete Gravity Drive Level
4.2% of players
Pick up 800 casings
4.2% of players
Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
4.0% of players
Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
4.0% of players
Complete Core Sample Level
3.9% of players
Complete Overgrowth Level
3.8% of players
Complete Incubation Emergency Level
3.7% of players
Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
3.5% of players
Throw 100 items into sand traps
3.4% of players
Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
3.2% of players
Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
3.2% of players
Track over 20,000 footprints
3.1% of players
Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
3.1% of players
Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
3.1% of players
Destroy the Bad Banger
3.0% of players
Collect the ring and return it to your office
2.7% of players
Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
2.7% of players
Go for a swim with Sharks
2.6% of players
Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
2.6% of players
Clean the entire House of Horror level
2.5% of players
Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
2.4% of players
Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
2.4% of players
Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
2.4% of players
Collect the axe and return it to your office
2.3% of players
Foolishly activate the Death Ray
2.2% of players
Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
2.2% of players
Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
2.2% of players
Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
2.2% of players
Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
2.2% of players
Complete Penumbra Level
2.0% of players
Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
2.0% of players
Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
1.9% of players
Find Bob
1.9% of players
Build a stack of 10 stools
1.9% of players
Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
1.9% of players
Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
1.8% of players
Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
1.8% of players
Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
1.8% of players
Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
1.8% of players
Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
1.7% of players
Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
1.7% of players
Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
1.6% of players
Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
1.6% of players
Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
1.6% of players
Complete All major Official Levels
1.6% of players
Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
1.5% of players
Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
1.5% of players
Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
1.4% of players
Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
1.4% of players
Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
1.4% of players
Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
1.4% of players
Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
1.4% of players
Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
1.3% of players
Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
1.3% of players
Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
1.2% of players
Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
1.2% of players
Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
1.2% of players
Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
1.1% of players
Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
1.1% of players