POSTAL 2

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

32.0% of players

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

22.0% of players

Wore all three outfits.

15.0% of players

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

14.4% of players

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

14.4% of players

13.7% of players

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

11.4% of players

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

10.5% of players

10.4% of players

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

10.3% of players

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

10.1% of players

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

10.0% of players

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

9.8% of players

Totaled 30 cars.

9.8% of players

Finished all seven days.

9.1% of players

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

9.1% of players

Read the newspaper every day.

8.9% of players

8.4% of players

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

8.2% of players

Reunited with an old friend.

8.1% of players

Saved the marching band from explody death.

7.0% of players

Reunited with an old enemy.

6.7% of players

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

6.4% of players

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

6.3% of players

Reunited with an old flame.

6.0% of players

6.0% of players

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

5.6% of players

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

5.5% of players

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

5.5% of players

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

5.4% of players

Kicked 30 dogs.

5.0% of players

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

4.8% of players

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

4.7% of players

4.7% of players

Rescued your loyal companion.

4.6% of players

4.6% of players

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

4.5% of players

4.5% of players

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

4.4% of players

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

4.2% of players

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

4.1% of players

4.1% of players

3.8% of players

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

3.8% of players

3.8% of players

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

3.7% of players

3.7% of players

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

3.6% of players

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

3.4% of players

3.3% of players

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

3.3% of players

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

3.1% of players

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

3.1% of players

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

3.0% of players