Death and Taxes

32.6% of players

30.3% of players

Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles

23.9% of players

Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show

22.5% of players

19.7% of players

19.6% of players

18.7% of players

Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz

18.5% of players

Pissed off the boss' cat

17.8% of players

17.6% of players

16.9% of players

16.6% of players

15.1% of players

Collect all clothes and visages

14.5% of players

12.4% of players

Hold over 5000 darksouls

10.5% of players

Buy all the items from the Shop

9.4% of players

7.9% of players

Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza

7.8% of players

7.6% of players

Visit Mortimer every day

6.3% of players

Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight

5.7% of players

5.3% of players

5.3% of players

4.9% of players

Find the Immortal

3.8% of players

3.6% of players

3.2% of players

Use the Eraser 10 times

2.0% of players

Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer

1.8% of players

1.6% of players

Get all endings

1.6% of players

1.2% of players

Collect all Desk Spirits

1.1% of players

Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den

1.0% of players

Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories

0.8% of players